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Posted on May 17th, 2010 by Jack Bauer Torture Report.
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The following tortures and kills took place between 1:00pm and 2:00pm: 7 Kills | 1 Tortures
OK, let’s keep the torture and killing coming, Jack.
So President Weasel finally selected a tie.
Looks like he had a stroke to go with his new tie.
“This guys out for blood.” - Yes he is, yes he is.
“I can get you as far as a pay phone. After that, you are on your own.” - Jack Bauer, not realizing there is no such thing as a pay phone anymore
“Have you forgotten freedom of the press is a constitutional right?” - Madame President
“You’re the President.” - President Weasel
Seriously, President Weasel is a snake. He’s like a President Snake Weasel.
Madame President’s face got white and President Snake Weasel’s face got red.
“Jack did this and you still think you’re going to talk him down?” - Agent Creeper to Director Chloe
Mr. Blonde knows as much as Director Chloe does about computers. He can download the Secret Service’s files to Jack’s tablet.
Where is Jack going to get some bananas? The man needs potassium!
Tim, Tim, Tim…you should have resigned instead of obeyed an unconstitutional order. That’s what Ethan would have done.
The Reporter Chick (we can’t remember her nickname) has guts. She told her editor to meet her at a place he hates.
And there’s Jack’s batman mask. Nope, it’s his Snake Eyes mask. This is going to get beautiful.
Doesn’t President Weasel realize Jack is going to find him first?
“That’s Jack Bauer…it’s got to be…didn’t you hear what I said? That’s Jack Bauer!” - President Snake Weasel, as he craps his pants.
Did Jack just kill that Secret Service man? Nope…
Amazing that no one has made it to help President Weasel yet. Not that we’re complaining.
“You didn’t hear? Jack Bauer just kidnapped Charles Logan.” - Random CTU Agent
“How the hell did he pull that off?” - Agent Creeper
CTU has schematics to everything.
Jack Bauer doesn’t even need to torture President Weasel to get him to talk. Not sure if we can count this one, but we want to.
Who is Chloe sending? Please say Tony. Nope, it’s Freddie.
“I’m still Provisional Director of Operations, I don’t need his consent.” - Provisional Director of Operations Chloe
Jack’s going to be the new driver, isn’t he? Yes, yes he is.
Does that count as torture? We’re going with “yes.”
The Terminator music is back. And two more kills to round out the hour. And three…was that a kill? We think so.
“He shot Secret Service Agents.” - Special Agent Freddie
“He shot to wound.” - Provisional Director of Operations Chloe
Madame President, you are no David Palmer.
4 more bodies? When will it be 5?
“There’s nothing more dangerous than a wounded animal.” - Mr. Russian President
Beautiful Jack, beautiful.
Posted on May 11th, 2010 by Jack Bauer Torture Report.
Categories: Uncategorized.
