2:00am - 3:00am

Posted on March 8th, 2010 by jack.
Categories: Uncategorized.

The following tortures and kills took place between 2:00am and 3:00am: 0 Kills | 0 Tortures

Really? Young boy terrorist was able to draw that diagram on the wall?

Why isn’t anyone cutting the Oxygen to the hyperbaric chamber or shutting off the lights so he can’t see what he’s doing?

There are drone sensors? Awesome.

Wouldn’t the elevators at CTU have microphones?

That’s one long elevator ride.

“You two have holy hell to answer for.” - Director Bubba

“Until further notice, you report to Chloe O’Brian” - Oh yeah.

Is the Hillbilly storyline finally over? We can only hope so.

Abed is back!

Aren’t they being exposed to radiation right now?

Loving Chloe as the boss: “I’m actually glad you didn’t get fired or anything.” - Nice pep talk

The terrorists were very thoughtful by wiring green lights onto the bomber’s vest so everyone can know when it is armed.

Wait…didn’t Boy Terrorist smash that video display to bits?

Wow…that’s one sweaty couple.

It must be humid in New York: President Slumdog’s hair is getting poofier and poofier.

First Lady Slumdog looks like Cruella Deville.

“You’re valuable, but everyone is replaceable.” Director Bubba, showing Chloe how to give a pep talk.

It’s Jimmy James the Corrections Officer!

Seriously…we keep thinking there has to be a better way to disable someone in a hyperbaric chamber.

Ooh…passive aggressive much, Special Agent Freddie?

A 12% degradation of the video feed? You rock, Chloe, you rock.

Jack’s treatment of Boy Terrorist almost qualifies as emotional torture…we’re tempted to give him credit for that.

“Look into my eyes!” - Jack Bauer at his finest

And the emotional torture breaks him down from Terrorist to Whiny Little Girl.

Boom. Ew.

So the big question is: did Boy Terrorist lie? Is IRK Male Model Security Dude bad?

That was a quick shower.

Doesn’t Irk Male Model know women need 1.5 hours minimum to get ready?

6 comments.

Paul

Comment on March 8th, 2010.

Love this website!

Now I think you missed one of the classic all time Jack Bauer lines though. I do not remember the exact words, but it went something like this.

Jack to Boy Terrorist:
“If you blow yourself up into a million pieces, I am going to make your mother clean up the mess!”

Jack Bauer Torture Report

Comment on March 9th, 2010.

Can’t believe we missed recording that one. It was truly one of the best of the night.

HBEGF

Comment on March 11th, 2010.

Why must bombs have timers on? In this case the suicide bomber won’t even be able to read the countdown!!
Surely in the hospital CTU would have wire-cutters so they can get the vest off asap?
And massive LOL at the red paint spray inside the chamber!!

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Comment on March 14th, 2010.

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Erick

Comment on March 15th, 2010.

If you knew who I was you’ll know I’m not bluffing.

Erick

Comment on March 15th, 2010.

Oh and “I believe you have my stapler” - Corrections Officer Milton