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Posted on February 1st, 2010 by jack.
Categories: Uncategorized.
The following tortures and kills took place between 9:00pm and 10:00pm: 0 Kills | 0 Tortures
We still can’t get over the fact that our president is named “Allison.”
Is it us or is Special Agent Red Hot red hotter now that she is more like Jack?
Jack is ready to pull Red Hot out seconds after she is in? He really doesn’t like her now that she is like him.
“If you’re saying what I think you are, we don’t do that anymore.” - Director Bubba, killing the whole name for this website
Comeon, Kevin Federline, what’s with the handslap with your bro?
A 5% lag on the drones? Oh no, what shall we do.
Chloe is always watching. Always. Watching.
Is Jack going to need a German accent?
Why do bad guys always want to meet on the ROOF of parking garages? Really…the getaway is never easy, but it makes for great chase scenes.
Dad is always checking in! At least the “we were in a tunnel” excuse always works.
Did the White Russian just tell Red Hot to take a shower? We think he needs the shower…cold.
Jack has not been in this episode nearly enough and when he was on, he was being told he can’t torture. Sad, so sad.
Madame President always finishes…
…other people’s sentences.
Who’s the new male model from Islamic Republic of Kamistan?
Looks like President Slumdog is not a fan of Achmed Zoolander.
“I’m the King…er, President” - What President Slumdog meant to say
Oooh…Perv Analyst goes all Passive Aggressive.
“Oh yeah, I’m jealous. Why don’t you stare at my ass while I walk away.” Chloe says as the camera actually goes there.
Like Special Agent Cocktail Dress thinks this whole plan is going to go smoothly.
Perv Analyst is trying to check out Cocktail Dress’ ass but he can’t see around the van.
Apparently a comm unit can be worn in the shower…and makeup doesn’t come off.
How is Red Hot supposed to “come here” if she has to walk across broken glass?
“How will I know he’s getting better?” - Sark
“He won’t die.” - Our answer
Apparently the old “we were in a tunnel” excuse didn’t work.
No one will know you are there? Really? The dead bodies won’t tip them off?
Not sure which is worse, Jack’s German or his glasses.
Even the Russian knows Jack’s German is bad.
Jack’s a professional smoker.
Go Special Agent Freddie! Jack didn’t get any kills, but at least someone did.
“You try something like this again and we’re at war. You don’t want that.” - Yes we do, Jack. Yes we do.
Who shoots their own son?
And then kisses their other son?
We want Jack to torture the White Russian.
7 comments.
Comment on February 1st, 2010.
Ya know, I’m actually starting to like the rednecks. Federline is like a character out of a Coen Bros. movie. I want them to screw things up royally. I can hear banjo music playing already…
How many takes do you think Kiefer demanded in that smoking scene? What a great moment.
Comment on February 2nd, 2010.
What’s he doing smoking on TV? He’s setting such a bad example for my children.
Cut the crap Jack and get back to torturin’ and killin’ or I’ll have to watch more “How It’s Made”. Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh!
Comment on February 2nd, 2010.
I hope Kiefer demanded 50 takes. That was a great scene. And fabulous glasses. teehee.
OMG You have NO idea how much I want Jack to torture the White Russian. That is going to be BEYOND EPIC.
Jack Sack, just not too sure about that spoiler I saw. I have some suspicions though.
Comment on February 3rd, 2010.
smoking is a bad example for kids? what about torturing and killing? 24 isn’t a show for kids. good scene with the zig, but the german language was really bad, to understand hardly.
Comment on February 3rd, 2010.
A friend of mine made a good point- Kiefer threw the cigarette in his mouth to help cover-up his terrible German accent. Makes sense. He could have just as easily taken out a banana and started eating (that would have been a classic moment!) but then the Ruskies would have shot him on the spot.
Comment on February 5th, 2010.
Jack Bauer speaking German is the greatest thing to happen to mankind.
Comment on February 10th, 2010.
lol. plus if he pulled out a banana… he would be *eating*. And we know he doesn’t do that.
